
Guy #2: Do you think we'll be seeing anymore of Peter and Bonnie teaming up? Peter: I thought it played pretty well. Peter: Yeah, I'm not gunna be answering any questions about Meg. Guy #1: Meg was noticeably absent from the episode. Stewie: Wow, sounds like you were in a real rush to get here.īrian: We could be hit with an unprecedented pandemic that the government is slow to recognize, woefully unprepared for, and then mismanages with reckless incompetence. I met Margaret Atwood and we foraged for wild mushrooms. I.I tried fresh cream for the first time and went to a writer's retreat. When I was driving up here to the clinic, I saw the leaves change. I'm about to kill myself.īrian: I felt like my life was ending, but I was wrong. Do you have an email address for our mailing list? Stewie: Uh, no thanks. Peter: I don't like when Bill Murray is serious. It's humorous for a man that large to act playful. Peter's texting me about going to The Clam. The food shuttled out of my cloaca much better that way. Joe: Oh, thanks for pre-chewing my meal, babe.

Stewie: Ah! Did you look!? Will you.Will you text me if you looked?Ĭhris: Long days, short years, huh, Meg? Lois: Chris, masturbate! Chris: Jerk! Stewie: Oh, and also, you can have my penis enlarging machine. Stewie: If they make a movie about my life, don't let Jim Carrey play me. Brian: Man, am I that predictable? Stewie: Yes, yes, you are. If you're watching this, it means you couldn't find your phone charger and came in to use mine. Lois: Well, get up there! Lois: and don't come back 'til you. You were that ugly.Ĭhris: They sure do grow up fast, don't they? Lois: Chris, have you masturbated today? Chris: No, ma'am. Stewie: You see, Rupert? That's why I'm glad you stopped drinking. group in town that tells otherwise.īrian: Enough, Stewie! You're taking this whole thing too far! I'm washing my hands of your cooties, which, had you done in the first place, might have prevented all this. Stewie: And no, Rupert, getting high is not getting sober. Meg: Ugh, do I have to? Peter: I said go to place!

Meg: What if you spun the plate around, dad? Try it from behind. Lois: Did you just call me "Bonnie"? Peter: No! Go.God, no! Chris: We all heard it, dad. 17 Barneys, 18 Wilmas, I have to take the Bamm-Bamms just to keep things moving! Stewie: Brian, this is The Flintstones cocktail I have to take every day. Kid: What underwear do you recommend? Doug: Depends. Peter: So, how long have you used Invisalign? Bonnie: You can see it? Peter: Yeah, I mean it's. Peter: Man, that must make the house ugly. Peter: How does he get into that thing? Bonnie: We have a large array of medical grade cranes and pulleys that lift him. Bonnie: Aww, you sure? You can sit in Joe's dining harness if you like. You wanna stay for dinner? Peter: Aw, man. You cooking brussel sprouts? Bonnie: No, I just farted.īonnie: You know, I usually cook for one and a half but Joe's still on his stakeout.

Peter: Man, something smells good in here. Stewie: What!? You mean I played with the Play-Doh everyone you ever played Play-Doh with played with? I've been played!įat Girl: Can I have a chocolate milk with my snack today, please? Stewie: What?.Honey, the chocolate milk is the snack. Stewie: And you're telling me, why? Girl: Well, I mean.Remember last week? When we ate from the same Play-Doh? Girl: Stewie, listen. Girl: I recently found out.I have cooties. There's something important I sort of need to talk to you about. Peter: Uh, Joe, isn't that the same stick we gave you for your wedding? Joe: You told me it was a magic wand. Peter: I don't recall inviting Kevin but sure. Brian: Happy birthday, dog? Peter: Sorry, I spaced on your name at the party store.
